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Funny Quote… Charlie Sheen

[stextbox id=”custom”]It’s bad when you gotta put a candle on a cupcake and sing happy birthday to Justin Bieber for your kids.[/stextbox]   Had to sneak up on the mirror this morning so my sexiness didn’t shock me. Catches me … Continue reading

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Funny Quote…I Like Myself

  [stextbox id=”custom”]I earned the “Best Mom In The Universe” award from the only two perfect sons who matter (other opinions are not solicited)… :D[/stextbox]   This is so weird. I cut my finger this afternoon on a mandolin, aka; … Continue reading

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Funny Quote…. Health

[stextbox id=”custom”]Don’t laugh in the bathroom because it will make people think that your playing with yourself… Just sayin!![/stextbox]   If life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes I wonder if my box of chocolates aren’t really just random … Continue reading

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