Tag Archives: Funny Status Updates

Funny Quote… Charlie Sheen

  Had to sneak up on the mirror this morning so my sexiness didn’t shock me. Catches me off guard sometimes.     Stephanie is in an open relationship with Whirl Pool. Comment: Hmmm is this a good thing? Response: … Continue reading

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Funny Quote…I Like Myself

    This is so weird. I cut my finger this afternoon on a mandolin, aka; finger guillotine. So now when I type I feel like I’m flipping off everyone in the room.     Can I justify spending 180 … Continue reading

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Funny Quote…. Health

  If life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes I wonder if my box of chocolates aren’t really just random wild animal turds in a pretty package. Just sayin, some days are like that a little….or a lot…   … Continue reading

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