Laundry Math

Laundry Mystery:

# of underwear in laundry is < number of people in family x number of days since last laundry day.. hmmmmmm?

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What Is a Typewriter Mommy?

Advice: Don’t show your kids how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style, unless you also want to explain what a typewriter is. Oye..

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Dieting vs. Living

My 2nd day of diet/excercise is going really well, other than the minor exception that I no longer want to live.

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