Free stuff on Craigslist this morning:
A half pound of carrots (she’s “sick of canning them!”)
A pile of leaves!
And a man’s FREE, used leotard with hanger.. (it even has “non-synthetic chamois in the crotch”)
Get in the car kids!
That awkward moment when you’re at the airport going through security and the beeping thing goes off because your abs are made of steel.
That awkward moment when someone walks in while you’re on the john and says, “You got some nice thighs.”