Category Archives: Celebrities

Top That!

[stextbox id=”custom”] I stayed up until 4am this morning tracking down the lyrics to the “Top That” rap from the movie Teen Witch. I honestly cannot imagine a better use of my time. [/stextbox]

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Romney Doesn’t Hate Big Bird

[stextbox id=”custom”] Whenever I’M $16,157,038,600,705 in debt, I cut out cable. Why shouldn’t the U.S. do the same? Besides, Romney didn’t say he hated Big Bird, he just wants to take him off of welfare. [/stextbox]

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Tweiner

[stextbox id=”custom”] Thanks to my friend: “introducing the ‘Tweiner’… a tweet reserved for politicians and porn stars” [/stextbox]

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