Dear Weekdays…Funny Quotes to Get You to the End of the Week

Why? Why? Why? Is the weekend really that big of a deal? To some, maybe. I live for Wednesday when I can read the midweek quotes that everyone posts on Facebook. Also Spring is in the air and that makes weekends even better. Come on Spring! I am ready for your warm weather and sunshine to brighten every day.

[stextbox id=”custom”]Dear Weekdays:
Due to bugetary concerns, I am saddened to inform you that your positions have been eliminated, effective immediately. It is our intent to become a weekend only establishment. Please clear out your belongings and vacate the week as soon as is practicable.
The Management.[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”alert” bcolor=”71f10d” bgcolor=”b9f806″]Fun Fact: While in the 11th grade Coach Egan yelled at me in the hall: “You better get your ass to class or you won’t pass!” That was some great advice.[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]I know our country is in crisis but what the hell is up with Hilary’s hair?[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”alert” bcolor=”71f10d” bgcolor=”b9f806″]The tenth ring of hell is for those who pee on toilet seats.[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]There is something wrong with The Smurfs….. There is a crap load of male smurfs, but only one female… Smurfette can’t be that loose… Just sayin'[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”alert” bcolor=”71f10d” bgcolor=”b9f806″]I bet Al Bore is telling a hilarious global warming joke right now….Zzzzzz…

It’s FREEZING!![/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]I have a presentation for my policy class tomorrow and I am so nervous. I hate public speaking. I hope I don’t just start yelling random four letter words.[/stextbox]

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