Living for Friday… Funny Quotes

Do you know anyone that doesn’t live for Friday? OK maybe the guy that has to work on Saturday. Friday symbolizes the start of a party. For me it is the best day for Funny Facebook Quotes. Have you shared a favorite quote with us yet? All you have to do is click on the tab that says “Submit a FFBQ,” fill in a couple of boxes, and submit. That easy and then everyone else can enjoy the funny things your friends are saying on Facebook.

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]I’m so glad my husband is working so hard!

Comment: me too, I really enjoy the $300 in friendship dues every month[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom” bgcolor=”92f509″]Hubby brought home chocolate. He’s so in tune with my needs…[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]People who send Facebook messages to a lot of people at once, so that we all get spammed with the replies: KNOCK IT OFF![/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom” bgcolor=”92f509″]I don’t know what’s up with the gym playing that horrible 80’s ‘Everybody Wang Chung Tonight’ song lately. I hate it. What does it even mean?? Hey maybe some of us want to Wang Chung alone… in the morning….[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let’s name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B…ok man slow down we’ve got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like ‘We’re pretty much done. We’ve got all those damn B’s. This is embarrassing. Let’s just skip to K and get the hell out of here.[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom” bgcolor=”92f509″]You know when you see a young couple walking down the street and you say “WOW! How did that guy get a girl that good looking!!!!!!!!!!” ya I wanna be that guy[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!

Jimmy Fallon[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom” bgcolor=”92f509″]I had some of the most insane dreams last night good thing they were in HD[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom”]Baby Gaga. Ice cream shoppe selling human breast milk Ice Cream… Only thing is you have to eat it under a blanket or in the bathroom.[/stextbox]

 

[stextbox id=”custom” bgcolor=”92f509″]So, does anyone else see the word “orgasmitron” for a split second where “instagram” is written? And then you have mixed emotions of being relieved and disappointed. . . . or is that just me?[/stextbox]

 

 

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