Living for Friday… Funny Quotes

Do you know anyone that doesn’t live for Friday? OK maybe the guy that has to work on Saturday. Friday symbolizes the start of a party. For me it is the best day for Funny Facebook Quotes. Have you shared a favorite quote with us yet? All you have to do is click on the tab that says “Submit a FFBQ,” fill in a couple of boxes, and submit. That easy and then everyone else can enjoy the funny things your friends are saying on Facebook.

 

I’m so glad my husband is working so hard!

Comment: me too, I really enjoy the $300 in friendship dues every month

 

Hubby brought home chocolate. He’s so in tune with my needs…

 

People who send Facebook messages to a lot of people at once, so that we all get spammed with the replies: KNOCK IT OFF!

 

I don’t know what’s up with the gym playing that horrible 80’s ‘Everybody Wang Chung Tonight’ song lately. I hate it. What does it even mean?? Hey maybe some of us want to Wang Chung alone… in the morning….

 

When they were naming vitamins they must have thought there were going to be way more vitamins than there ended up being. OK let’s name these: Vitamin A, Vitamin B…ok man slow down we’ve got a lot to cover here. B2, B3, B4, B5, B6, B12. Then they got to E and they were like ‘We’re pretty much done. We’ve got all those damn B’s. This is embarrassing. Let’s just skip to K and get the hell out of here.

 

You know when you see a young couple walking down the street and you say “WOW! How did that guy get a girl that good looking!!!!!!!!!!” ya I wanna be that guy

 

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America!

Jimmy Fallon

 

I had some of the most insane dreams last night good thing they were in HD

 

Baby Gaga. Ice cream shoppe selling human breast milk Ice Cream… Only thing is you have to eat it under a blanket or in the bathroom.

 

So, does anyone else see the word “orgasmitron” for a split second where “instagram” is written? And then you have mixed emotions of being relieved and disappointed. . . . or is that just me?

 

 

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