Funny Quote…. Health

Don’t laugh in the bathroom because it will make people think that your playing with yourself… Just sayin!!

 

If life is like a box of chocolates, sometimes I wonder if my box of chocolates aren’t really just random wild animal turds in a pretty package. Just sayin, some days are like that a little….or a lot…

 

 

Move over Weight Watchers, there is a new way to lose weight….It’s the “I can’t afford to buy groceries to feed myself because I just filled my gas tank” diet. Re-post if you agree!!!

 

I’d say the highlight of Zumba tonight was when my bra strap broke and flipped me in the face during one of my routines!! Bahahahahaha it was slightly embarrassing!

 

I love when my nails are well manicured, it makes the middle finger look so much better when in use! ***8.

 

 

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