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- Fortune cookie…. “from now on your kindness will lead you to success.”
- Comment: tmi…
- Sorta hoping the kids get snowed in at school today.
- It has taken 4 years but my husband finally experienced a nut shot from the kid. Whew. Glad we got that out of the way.
- The documentary on the Bieber just got at B+ grade. Am I missing something?
- Comment: A soul.
- Good News/Bad News
Good News: The UPS guy just delivered my daughter’s birthday presents!
Bad News: I forgot to mention to the UPS guy that I did not just survive domestic violence nor am I strung out. I let my 3 year old put eyeshadow on me this morning.
- the best part of my major…watching superbowl commercials for the first hour of every class!
- Enough with the laundry! I’m waiving a white flag. Opps. Nope. That’s my husband’s underwear.
- Comment: least they’re still white…..
- All new Yo Gabba Gabba episodes this week! Did you hear me? ALL NEW YO GABBA GABBA EPISODES THIS WEEK!
- Mk, I’m not going to name names or anything, but there are people who put bananas in the refrigerator.
- My son to his daddy, “you said I was in CHARGE!”