Funny Quotes for Friday….Success

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  • Fortune cookie…. “from now on your kindness will lead you to success.”
    • Comment: tmi…

  • Sorta hoping the kids get snowed in at school today.

  • It has taken 4 years but my husband finally experienced a nut shot from the kid. Whew. Glad we got that out of the way.

  • The documentary on the Bieber just got at B+ grade. Am I missing something?
    • Comment: A soul.

  • Good News/Bad News

Good News: The UPS guy just delivered my daughter’s birthday presents!

Bad News: I forgot to mention to the UPS guy that I did not just survive domestic violence nor am I strung out. I let my 3 year old put eyeshadow on me this morning.

#WaitingForDFS

  • the best part of my major…watching superbowl commercials for the first hour of every class!

  • Enough with the laundry! I’m waiving a white flag. Opps. Nope. That’s my husband’s underwear.
    • Comment: least they’re still white…..

  • All new Yo Gabba Gabba episodes this week! Did you hear me? ALL NEW YO GABBA GABBA EPISODES THIS WEEK!

  • Mk, I’m not going to name names or anything, but there are people who put bananas in the refrigerator.

  • My son to his daddy, “you said I was in CHARGE!”

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