Funny Quotes for Friday….Good Weekend

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  • Went out in the parking lot this morning to discover my car is gone. Yep, gone. I guess itโ€™s a bad idea to park in the 5 Buck Pizza parking spot from 12:15 AM to 6:30 AM. Now, I have to find my car, he’s going to be mad at me.
  • Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. If you love me, I’ll always be in your heart. If you hate me, I’ll always be in your mind ~Shakespeare~
  • Short people kick butt… Itโ€™s all we can reach!
  • I love when I wake up with a smile on my face! ๐Ÿ™‚
    • Comment: So does the rest of the world…… haha (=
    • Comment: and I am so glad I got to be a Part of it!!!!!!!! haha
  • Was hoping “Harry’s Law” might be a fun new series. Instead I got a political lecture. Geez, Hollywood can’t resist morphing into Poliwood.
    • Comment: I hate that, I watch TV for entertainment, not depression.
    • Response: Exactly! They need to remember they’re nothing more than monkeys dancing so we’ll throw pennies at them. I’ll make my own political decisions, cause I live in the real world.
  • Last night I delivered food to a St. Jude family. The little girl refused to let me leave without a hug. It made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
  • Got to sample a small piece of heaven last night. I was introduced to two very lovely young ladies. Life is very sweet.
    • Comment: You know where my mind went? Maybe refrase the comment.
  • What did the suspenders say to the pants? “What’s Up, Britches!”
  • SNOWED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JERSEY WAS HIT BY ANOTHER STORM…….UGH!!!!!!!!!!!
  • American Idol just totally made me tear up. Steven Tyler is a softy!!
    • Comment: dude I was bawling, my face stings due to salt water rolling in my pores!
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