Funny Facebook Quotes… TGIF!

TGIF! Time for more funny Friday quotes. The Facebook friends were funny again this week. Those friends never seem to disappoint.

  • Is wondering how frustrated the “Swedish Fish” would feel if they knew they were actually made in Canada. Lol
  • I was just reading an article stating that President Obama is the first president to wear flip flops in public. You know while he was on vacation in Hawaii. Very important political news.
  • Nancy Pelosi FIRED……LIKE 🙂
    • Comment: “LIKE” is SUCH an understatement!
  • My head is stuck in the coulds…
  • MOM! I finally got that really big buger out of my nose! – age 5
  • Wasn’t my house clean just yesterday?! What happened?
    • Comment: Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. –Phyllis Diller

  • It’s the first day of school and already I battled with the snooze button for 40 minutes…this is not a good sign…
    • Comment: That’s alright. It’s only the second day of school for me and I’ve already decided to drop one of my three classes.
    • Comment: School is for loosers
    • Response: Nope, school is great because when I graduate with an awesome degree then I will make tons of money  Or I could just sell something on the black market…
    • Comment: eh tomato, tahmahta
  • Android apps can be so much fun on a boring night at work!
    • Comment: Told you

  • I think I have figured out where all the dimes are coming from in the laundry. My husbands Carharts for work. Now the question is why does he only have dimes?
  • I was curious so I watched my first full episode of Jersey Shore. I may like to party but I can’t be that stupid! It’s impossible! Sadly my dream of being on Jersey Shore is dead….

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