I cannot believe it is already Friday! For that matter, I cannot believe it is already November. Where has the time gone? I was talking with some friends the other day and we were discussing how our children have all grown up so fast. Just yesterday I was in high school myself and now I am on the verge of grand-motherhood! Life goes on, we all age, children grow up and have children of their own. One thing to always remember, you are only as old- or as young- as you feel. So glad that I am still young at heart.
Enjoy the funny Facebook Quotes for this week. They are sure to brighten your day and put a smile on your face.
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Writer’s Block Stinks.
Comment: Writer’s block does stink. In fact, it’s taken me 4 hours just to put this comment together…..
Response: That is super impressive since I only left this comment 32 minutes ago! You never cease to amaze me buddy :o)
Dear gym patrons, axe is NOT a substitute for showering!
Comment: I use Calvin Klein cologne, which is scientifically proven to replace a shower.
Response: Well I didn’t say that did I? I said axe! Which is scientifically proven to make mother animals eat their young!
This kid seriously cracks me up! While driving home, “Mom, I can’t believe that State Farm is bigger than Geico and Progressive combined.” Yes…he’s 6.
Comment: Sounds like you have an insurance salesman in the making on your hands
Response: I know, right? It was totally random and out of the blue. Just need to find him a great cause that pays well.
Comment: That’s one of the benefits of raising him on TV!
Response: Funny thing is he doesn’t watch hardly any TV, but he hears something once and remembers it. Hopefully, that means the Chinese will stick and he can take care of me in my old age.
Comment: yeah, especially if you end up in a Chinese nursing home.
is super stoked to get the Need for Speed Hot Pursuit game I ordered! It is going to be sick!
”If you’d like to make out with me later, you can buy me some dinner.” – Yep. That’s officially my new favorite bad pickup line.
Comment: Whats so bad about that? Actually I’d just say buy me some chocolate instead of dinner
is thankful for my furnace!! I am not ready for cold!
wants to glue a quarter to the sidewalk and watch to see how many people stop and try to pick it up… 🙂
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Hell hath no fury like a woman who has run out of happy pills!
OK, who took my easy button and when are your bringing it back?!
Comment: Is there really such a button???