Friday Funny Facebook Quotes… The Weigh In

Another week of funny sayings from our Facebook friends. That is why we love Fridays. I always look forward to the things their children say and their thoughts on pop culture. Thanks for another great week!

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So my son says, “Momma I am eating purple Weirdo’s!” I looked at him confused until he showed me the box…..he meant Nerd’s! LOL

Sooooo……… I’m pretty sure I had a dream last night where I found Zach Galifianakis extemely attractive. I don’t quite know what to think of myself today.

I never thought that I would see the day that one of the members of Aerosmith would sell out and Steven Tyler did that when he signed on to do that piece of crap show American Idol… Sad World!

Catching up on Parenthood (the show– I doubt I’ll ever be caught up on the real thing) but Almost every episode winds up with me rocking myself in fetal position..

Sometimes you have to lose yourself before you can find anything.

Comment: That is so true wish people go on soul finding hikes once in their lifetime

Response: Or go canoeing down a river.

The scale and I are finally at peace with each other and it has nothing to do with food.

Though I have the desire and goal for sweeping and vacuuming the floors, it would require me to clean up everything on the floor first.

I’ve been sewing all day. Meaning, I’ve been ignoring my children all day and I now have a ridiculously messy house, a nice, newly refashioned shirt, and a pretty hefty amount of guilt.

“Dear Math, grow up and learn how to solve your own problems.”

I MISS 24hr Fitness!! Rec Centers suck. #smalltowngirl

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2 Responses to Friday Funny Facebook Quotes… The Weigh In

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  2. Fer says:

    Great ones! haha

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