More Top Facebook Quotes

Some men just don’t freakin listen!!
Comment: Ummm… I don’t think it is “some” men … I believe it is ALL men who don’t listen =D lol
Comment: Hun that’s why WOMAN created iron skillet fry pans. Just give ‘em a smack upside the head. They listen just fine afterwards. I guarantee it! LOL

I heard something that fits me just right. “I have enough money to last me for the rest of my life…provided I die by four o’clock tomorrow afternoon.
Comment: I would have to die by 3:30pm TODAY!!!
Comment: I would have died a long time ago…

New trend in frozen yogurt: you get it yourself, add your own toppings bring it to be weighed and pay. Only problem is it’s tough to guess what it might cost until the end when it’s too late. I can never leave for under $5.

I liked Inception. My husband didn’t get it & was bored (which was annoying dear). I thought the theme of always trying to reclaim his wife & children was so moving as well as the themes of redemption/forgiveness/reality. Beautiful ending. Didn’t care for all the violence. Incredible wardrobes on the men (drooling) & skiing parts. On a personal note, I had quite an interesting dream after seeing it last night.
Comment: Babe, I am sorry. I was excited to see it but to be honest. Could not follow the movie at all. Anyway, at least we didn’t waste all of the $16!

My son woke up this morning at 5:30!!!!!! I asked him to look at the clock and tell me what time it was. (He’s 2!) He climbed up on the chair, stood up, looked at the clock for a minute and after a short pause said “Well Mami, it’s 38!” Then we went for a barefoot walk just before six and watched the sun rise.

Have you noticed when people ask you if you were stuck on an island what three things would you take with you no-one ever says a boat or a helicopter

Sitting in my nice dry house listening to it rain really hard. Thinking of my boys at football practice and can’t help but SMILE!! (I know I’m a bad mom, it just serves them right for leaving before their chores were done!)

For the second time this year my card has been hacked and someone is buying $%*@!! Your welcome stranger!! How ridiculous, seriously!! Glad the bank called me and stopped the $%&* though!!! Nothing like a refund!
Comment: Listen if you’re giving away free money why don’t you donate to me!

Love that my kids sneak into the kitchen for carrots.
Comment: I know a good therapist that I can recommend for that kind of CRAZY behavior!
Comment: Why would you know a crazy therapist?

Please copy and paste this to your status if you know someone, or have been affected by someone who needs a smack upside the head. Lets raise awareness.

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One Response to More Top Facebook Quotes

  1. teanna says:

    Funny Stuff!

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