Midweek Funny Facebook Quotes… Can’t Wait For The Weekend

A few quotes to get you through the Hump Day. Enjoy the rest of this week because the weekend is not far behind!

My neighbor has a dog that barks like a seal. It freaks me out every time.

Oh hurry someone quick put yr hand over my mouth its going to be one of those days

grammie: “I didn’t know you were afraid of heights” Granddaughter “I’m not. I am just afraid of falling and dyeing”

Laundry sucks, someday I will invent self wash clothes and become rich. Yeah like that will ever happen. Lol

I’m so upset!! No one likes the mud anymore!!! What the heck?!

Comment: I like mud.

Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

So humid today that my glasses steamed up when I went outside this morning.

Comment: Sounds lovely.

wonders how depressed it should make him that he still has zero followers on Twitter. I would think people would want to listen to me under a word constraint.

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