Funny Facebook Quotes…What’s For Dinner?

After catching up on Facebook, about 3:00 pm, my mind starts thinking…”What’s for dinner?” Do you want to make a big meal or something simple? Maybe we should just go out to a restaurant rather than go to the grocery store and wander the aisles randomly choosing something from the shelves. Maybe, if you are lucky, just run to your parents’ house where dinner is always waiting. Whatever your situation, remember to tell your Facebook friends exactly what’s for dinner and where you will be eating your meals.

Did your Facebook friend share something funny today? Share it with us in the comments.

I cooked a turkey today just for the heck of it. I think it turned out really good. I just am not good a carving it. Kinda massacred it.

When I told the kid that we were heading out for ice cream, she said, “I am really looking forward to this.”

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

Brother to Brother: Do you remember telling me that dragon- flies will sew my lips shut? I believed it for years.

I just delivered food to a hairstylist. She had me pull my hair out of the pony tail so she could hate the quality of my hair. Her evaluation: VERY NICE!

Comment: On ur head?

Response: I can’t type apparently, not HATE, but RATE the quality of my hair.

Why does Wal-Mart have 15 checkouts but only open 5 and 4 self checkout and only open 2 no matter how many people are in line? seriously!!!

Comment: Because they can….

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  2. Teanna says:

    I love these. Facebook and Food two of my favorites.

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