Funny Facebook Quotes on the Hotness Scale

Relationships are always fun. Whether you are married, dating or just friends you always want to know where you stand. Where do you fit on their scale from 1-10? Sometimes it is very clear that you are the most important person in their world. While other times you are always guessing. When you are happy with who you are, it doesn’t matter what others think. As long as you have friends on Facebook,  you rank somewhere on someone’s hotness scale.

If you have a funny status update that your Facebook friend shared, share it with us in the coments. We all can use a good laugh.

I got my braces off today. Which means I gain one point on the “Hotness Scale” that is ranked 1-10. I am now a 2.

Comment: You forgot the one in front of that… a 12! (Does that sound creepy coming from your Aunt? LOL!!!


I’m not a fan of elevens….

Comment: those look horrible.

Response: they’re not that bad just repetitive…


I think I used some new muscles yesterday. Awesome! 🙂 ha.


to the JERKS that broke into my husband’s car last night….. I hope you enjoy the stinky gym clothes in that bag!

Comment from husband: I curse them with the permanent smell of my dirty underwear.


It’s always a good feeling when you go on a date and the girl won’t stop texting.

Comment: Wait; was she a mute and texting you?


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